Name a bike lane obstruction after your ex

If you're looking for a unique way to celebrate Valentine's Day this year, we have you covered.  You can symbolically name a bike lane obstruction after your ex.
 
How it works:
At checkout, add your ex's first name to the "notes section"
We will source a bike lane obstruction that will be symbolically named after your ex.
On Valentine's Day we will post results on social media.
 
Frequently asked questions:
Q: Can I name a bike lane obstruction after my friend?
A: Absolutely not. 
 
Q: But what if my friend is a bad driver?
A: Ok. Fine.